50’s Dad, today!

This is going to be me.

“That’s fantastic work on your common core math, I thought it was all just a bunch of hullabaloo, but you seem pretty keen on the whole shebang. Now c’mon sport, hustle to that garage fridge, grab me a cold one, and pick yourself up an organic sugar reduced coca-cola alternative while you’re there. While you’re out there your mother and I are going to discuss our feelings in a rational and productive way in the hopes of providing a stable and nurturing environment.”